157 Newspaper Puns That Will Make Headlines

Newspapers may be full of headlines, stories, and breaking news, but they’re also a goldmine for puns! Whether you love classic print jokes, clever headlines, or inky humor, this list of 157 newspaper puns is sure to make you roll with laughter.

Let’s flip the page and get into the funniest and most pun-derful newspaper jokes ever!

157 Newspaper Puns That Will Make Headlines

🗞️ Classic Newspaper-Themed Puns

1. I tried making a newspaper joke… but it was already printed!
2. Extra, extra! Read all about these puns!
3. My newspaper jokes? They always make headlines!
4. Newspapers are great at keeping secrets… until they go to press!
5. What’s a newspaper’s favorite dance move? The print shuffle!
6. I told my friend a joke about newspapers… he rolled with laughter!
7. Newspapers never lie… they keep it black and white!
8. That newspaper article was so good… it deserved front-page status!
9. I love a newspaper with good puns… it’s truly headline-worthy!
10. I don’t always read newspapers, but when I do, I ink about it!

📰 Headline & Journalism Puns

11. The editor quit… he couldn’t handle the press-ure!
12. I wrote an article about fast food… but it was too rushed for print!
13. The journalist quit because… he had too many issues!
14. The newspaper’s favorite superhero? The Flash—he delivers news fast!
15. My puns made it to the front page… talk about breaking news!
16. The weatherman got promoted… because he made the forecast bright!
17. I tried to publish a joke… but it was too punny for print!
18. That journalist is always on time… he’s got a great sense of news-timing!
19. The local newspaper’s favorite dessert? A press-tart!
20. I asked the newspaper for a joke… it gave me a real page-turner!

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🖋️ Print & Ink-Themed Puns

21. My printer loves newspapers… it’s a real press addict!
22. Newspapers never lie… they just ink the truth!
23. Ink it or not, these jokes are print-tastic!
24. The newspaper spilled coffee on itself… now it’s stained with breaking news!
25. If newspapers could talk, they’d have some serious print-elligence!
26. My favorite smell? Freshly printed ink!
27. I tried to erase a typo… but it was already set in ink!
28. That newspaper is so old, even the ink is retired!
29. I’m addicted to newspapers… I just love the ink-formation!
30. My printer and the newspaper had a fight… it got pretty messy!

📜 History & Old Newspaper Puns

31. I found an ancient newspaper… it was truly historic!
32. Old newspapers never retire… they just become history!
33. This joke is so old… it was printed in black and white!
34. The first newspaper ever? Probably written on stone!
35. Newspapers from the past… always have a classic touch!
36. History is just yesterday’s newspaper… but with more dust!
37. My grandpa’s old newspaper? It was a real page-turner!
38. I tried reading an ancient newspaper… but it crumbled under pressure!
39. I love vintage newspapers… they’re the original throwbacks!
40. The oldest newspaper headline? “Dinosaurs Extinct—Still No WiFi!”

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🤣 Silly & Random Newspaper Puns

41. A newspaper fell into my soup… now it’s making headlines!
42. My dog loves newspapers… he’s a real paper hound!
43. I left my newspaper outside… now it’s making the weather report!
44. My cat loves sitting on newspapers… because it’s the purr-fect place to nap!
45. I wrote a joke in the newspaper… now everyone’s laughing in print!
46. My parrot loves newspapers… he always repeats the headlines!
47. The crossword puzzle was hard… it really gave me “press-ure!”
48. I saw a newspaper at the gym… it was working on its press-ups!
49. Newspapers are great… until you try to fold them neatly!
50. I once ate a newspaper… it was too hard to digest!

🌎 Travel & World News Puns

51. The travel section was so good… it took me places!
52. I read about Paris in the paper… now I have Eiffel-tower fever!
53. The newspaper headline said, “The world is amazing!” I totally agree!
54. The news said, “Visit Italy!” That’s a headline I can get behind!
55. Newspapers take you places… without ever leaving home!
56. I read about a beach vacation… now I’m feeling shore about it!
57. The newspaper covered every country… but not my couch!
58. I love travel columns… they always give me wanderlust!
59. The weatherman wrote an article… it was full of stormy details!
60. World news is my favorite… because it broadens my horizons!

📢 Breaking News Puns

61. The newspaper editor was always calm… he never lost his composure!
62. The news broke too early… it wasn’t even fully developed!
63. A printer and a newspaper got into a fight… it was a press-ing matter!
64. The headline about bread was funny… it was on a roll!
65. I opened my newspaper and it screamed… it had breaking news!
66. That newspaper article about birds? It really took flight!
67. The sports news today? It was a real game-changer!
68. I read a shocking headline… it was electrifying!
69. I found a typo in the newspaper… that’s a real print-tastrophe!
70. The newspaper headline about the bakery? It was fresh out of the oven!

😂 Newspaper & Journalism Career Puns

71. The journalist brought a ladder to work… because he wanted to reach new heights!
72. The editor’s favorite drink? Press-o coffee!
73. The new journalist got promoted… he made quite an impression!
74. I asked a journalist for a joke… he said, ‘I’ll have to investigate first!’
75. The editor’s favorite game? Word search!
76. The journalist became a musician… now he writes hit stories!
77. I interviewed a newspaper… but it kept giving me print-ed responses!
78. The journalist quit to become a gardener… he wanted to plant new ideas!
79. The newspaper went on strike… it had too many pressing issues!
80. The editor won a race… because he always had a lead!

🧩 Crossword & Puzzle Puns

81. I tried to solve the newspaper puzzle… but I got stuck between the lines!
82. The crossword was so tricky… I had to re-read the clues!
83. My favorite newspaper section? The pun-zzle page!
84. I finished the crossword puzzle… now I feel accomplished!
85. The newspaper puzzle was missing a word… it was an un-finished story!
86. I tried writing a crossword puzzle… but I got boxed in!
87. My grandma loves newspapers… but only for the Sudoku!
88. The newspaper puzzle was so easy… it was old news!
89. I made a pun about crosswords… but it didn’t fit!
90. The newspaper puzzle was hilarious… it was full of wordplay!

🐾 Animal-Themed Newspaper Puns

91. My cat loves newspapers… he paws through every page!
92. I saw a newspaper in the jungle… it was covering wild stories!
93. The dog ate my newspaper… now I have unread news!
94. The local zoo has its own newspaper… it’s full of animal headlines!
95. My parrot only reads newspapers… he loves repeating the headlines!
96. The fish’s favorite newspaper section? The current events!
97. My horse reads the newspaper… but only the stable section!
98. The cow wrote a news article… it was udderly amazing!
99. The bee’s favorite newspaper? The Buzz-Times!
100. I wrote a newspaper story about frogs… but it didn’t leap off the page!

🍔 Food & Newspaper Puns

101. The chef started a newspaper… he wanted to dish out the news!
102. The newspaper had a section on pizza… it was a slice of information!
103. I tried eating a newspaper… but it was too hard to digest!
104. The bakery’s newspaper? It was full of sweet headlines!
105. The coffee shop’s newspaper? It had a lot of hot topics!
106. My sandwich had newspaper inside… talk about a wrap!
107. I spilled ketchup on my newspaper… now it’s making red headlines!
108. The candy shop’s newspaper? It was a real treat!
109. The grocery store had its own paper… full of fresh news!
110. The newspaper covered a banana story… but it slipped up!

🎭 Entertainment & Pop Culture Puns

111. The newspaper wrote about a play… it had a dramatic ending!
112. The music section was great… it hit all the right notes!
113. The celebrity news today? It’s making a scene!
114. The local band made the newspaper… they’re on a roll!
115. The movie review section? It’s full of star ratings!
116. The newspaper wrote about the circus… it was a big-top headline!
117. The comedian made the front page… his jokes were news-worthy!
118. The art section of the newspaper? It was picture-perfect!
119. The sports team won… now that’s a winning headline!
120. The newspaper covered a magic show… it had some disappearing acts!

🚀 Future & Tech-Themed Newspaper Puns

121. The newspaper in the future? It’s all digital!
122. I read a newspaper from 2050… it was ahead of its time!
123. The robot wrote a newspaper… but it was too mechanical!
124. The AI-generated news? It was artificially intelligent!
125. The tech section in the newspaper? It was full of updates!
126. I made a website for newspapers… now it’s making the web headlines!
127. The smartphone’s favorite newspaper? The Daily Scroll!
128. The newspaper covered a space story… it was out of this world!
129. The digital newspaper was glitchy… it kept refreshing the headlines!
130. The newspaper reported on time travel… it was yesterday’s news today!

🏆 Best of the Best: Final Newspaper Puns

131. The newspaper wrote about a marathon… it was a long-running story!
132. The newspaper on a diet? It cut out the bad press!
133. The newspaper won an award… now that’s press recognition!
134. I read a newspaper about mirrors… it was full of reflections!
135. The newspaper was so dramatic… it had a lot of sensational headlines!
136. The newspaper covered a marathon… now that’s a moving story!
137. The newspaper was feeling poetic… so it started rhyming headlines!
138. The newspaper was cold… so it turned up the press-ure!
139. The newspaper went to the gym… to work on its press strength!
140. The newspaper threw a party… and made front-page fun!
141. The newspaper wrote a love story… and it was heartwarming!
142. The newspaper had a lot of stories… but they were all in print!
143. The newspaper got a sunburn… too many hot takes!
144. The newspaper loved selfies… it always wanted to be in the frame!
145. The newspaper’s favorite exercise? Press-ups!
146. The newspaper went viral… it was all over the web!
147. The newspaper started meditating… to find its inner headline!
148. The newspaper told a ghost story… it was hauntingly good!
149. The newspaper had a great sense of humor… it loved making headlines!
150. The newspaper’s favorite subject? Current events!
151. The newspaper got a haircut… now it has a fresh print!
152. The newspaper became a poet… it had a way with words!
153. The newspaper told a bedtime story… it was newsworthy rest!
154. The newspaper won a spelling bee… no typos here!
155. The newspaper learned a new language… now it’s bilingual news!
156. The newspaper is going to the moon… for some space news!
157. The newspaper always tells the truth… because the ink never lies!

💡 Final Thoughts: Hot Off the Press!

And that’s just a taste of 157 newspaper puns to keep you rolling with laughter! Whether you love a clever headline joke, classic print humor, or silly ink-related puns, this list has something for everyone!

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