Tom spots a beautiful woman picking out vegetables at the supermarket.
He strolls over and says,
“Wow, you really know how to pick fresh produce… any tips on picking the right guy?“
She smirks and replies,
“Sure. Always check for bruises — and you look pretty damaged.“
Tom awkwardly grabs a sad-looking lettuce and shuffles away.
“Oh… got it. I’ll just expire quietly in aisle seven.
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