Tom spots a beautiful woman at the smoothie bar, waiting for her drink.
He slides over and says,
“Wow, getting a smoothie? Maybe you can help me blend my life together too.“
She smirks and replies,
“Sorry, I don’t take extra mess in my smoothies.“
Tom awkwardly grabs a water bottle and backs away.
“Oh… got it. I’ll just disappear like my abs after pizza night.“