201+ Filipino Puns to Make You LOL Like a Tarsier

Filipinos love jokes, hugot lines, and witty wordplay. That’s why Filipino puns are so popular! Whether you’re talking about food, places, or Taglish lines, a clever pun can bring instant laughter and connection.

In this blog, we’ve collected 201+ of the funniest, cheesiest, and most clever Filipino puns—categorized by type for easy scrolling. These are perfect for social media, chats, greeting cards, or just to make your barkada laugh.

201+ Filipino Puns to Make You LOL Like a Tarsier

🍽️ 1. Filipino Food Puns

1. You make my heart sinigang with joy.
2. Don’t be so halo-halo, calm down!
3. That’s adobo-lievable!
4. Pancit up your attitude, please!
5. Why so kare-kareless with my feelings?
6. I’m lechon-ing in love with you.
7. Can I be your tocino-ficant other?
8. You’re my one and only empanada.
9. Life’s biko-ming sweeter with you.
10. Our love is like champorado—sweet and sticky.
11. Don’t puto me in the friendzone.
12. Lumpia ka ba? Because you’re a snack!
13. You’re the sawsawan to my fried life.
14. I’m so tinola-y in love.
15. I’d travel the world for your sisig.
16. Let’s kutsinta-nue this love.
17. You taho-ld my heart.
18. Our love is suman-thing special.
19. You turon my sadness into smiles.
20. My heart is ginataan yours.
21. Bistek together forever?
22. That was an egg-xample of a bad joke.
23. I like you palabok-lot.
24. Don’t be maasim just because I’m late.
25. You’re my sinigang na baboy—classic and comforting.
26. We’re a perfect bopis!
27. You’re my manggang hinog—sweet and rare.
28. Feeling binagoongan na ako sa’yo!
29. That was gulay-rious!
30. Our love is like turon—sweet and unexpected.
31. I feel balut-iful when I’m with you.
32. Kaldereta you be mine forever?
33. You’re my kamote crush.
34. My love for you is never-ending rice.
35. I’ll pandesal you forever.

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💘 2. Love & Hugot Puns

36. Don’t manok on the wrong door.
37. You binalot my heart with care.
38. I’m not crying, I’m just maanghang-ry.
39. You gave me kilig and left me wasak.
40. Our love was like Jollibee—fast and unforgettable.
41. Why chickenjoy me and leave so soon?
42. I’m sawi but still matatag.
43. You left, and I’m pabebe crying.
44. You’re kilig-ing me softly.
45. This hugot is lutong bahay—real and painful.
46. I’m not bitter, I’m just ampalaya-ngry.
47. Are you ligaw or just lost in my heart?
48. Walang forever? Try me.
49. Hopia you feel the same way.
50. You’re the ex I can’t extra rice.
51. Sawi ka man, you’re still my happy ending.
52. Kare-kare to love again.
53. Love me lechon-estly.
54. Nagmahal, nasaktan, nag-grocery.
55. I was your pusong mamon, now I’m puso ng semento.
56. I’m bitter melon over you.
57. You left me walang sawsawan.
58. Are you a balikbayan box? Because you carry my love.
59. Our love was like a tricycle—always third wheeled.
60. I’m buntong-hininga over you.
61. Don’t leave me bitin.
62. You were my kabitenyo, now you’re ex-menyo.
63. You turned my kilig into pigil.
64. Are you chicharon? Because you’re my guilty pleasure.
65. I’m falling piso-ver heels for you.
66. My heart is dalandan-gerously yours.
67. Can we ligaw again from scratch?
68. I halo-halo want you back.
69. Let’s make a balik-tanaw love story.
70. No pampalubag-loob can fix this.

👤 3. Name-Based Puns

71. Juan-dering where you are now.
72. Maria-ting feelings.
73. You’re my Jose-mate.
74. I’m not Pedro-rified of loving you.
75. Don’t Liza-ppoint me again.
76. Nikka-in my heart forever.
77. Carlo-ng forever?
78. Don’t Ella-borate your lies.
79. Rico-gnize my love!
80. Gelo-ver you now.
81. Cheska-pable of moving on.
82. I Manny-fest love for you.
83. That’s Ella-gant of you.
84. Be Mika-reful with my heart.
85. You’re Paul-verizing my heart!
86. You’re my Bea-utiful one.
87. Let’s Dennis-tinate our love.
88. I’ll Ella-vate you with joy.
89. Don’t be Ryan-away from love.
90. Vince I met you, everything changed.
91. Alma-st moved on.
92. I’m Nina-ding more love.
93. You’re so Lea-git.
94. I Enzo-me all your flaws.
95. Be Migz-ed feelings no more.
96. Tessa fine love.
97. Let’s Lian-der the streets of love.
98. Yna-ng forever!
99. Marlo-s na ako.
100. You’re my Karla-nite spark.
101. Rhea-l love never dies.
102. Alexa-ctly my type.
103. No Marvin-g on.
104. Pia-se forgive me.
105. I’m Ken-ot live without you.

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🏝️ 4. Filipino Places Puns

106. I’m Baguio-ver you.
107. You’re my Boracay-tastic dream.
108. Palawan-na be with you.
109. I’m Siargao-ing crazy for you.
110. Manila-bang ka ba?
111. Our love is Cebu-per sweet.
112. Let’s Tagaytay-ke things slow.
113. You’re the Bohol-y one.
114. I’m Laguna-tically in love.
115. Let’s get lost in Davao-tion.
116. Ilocos at your smile.
117. Zambales-t us be happy.
118. You’re Bataan-g on my mind.
119. Love in Quezon-t be ignored.
120. Let’s take a ride to Rizal-ty.
121. You Tarlac-k sweetness.
122. My love is Nueva Ecija-less.
123. Let’s Pampanga-lin together.
124. You’re my Batangas-t love.
125. I’ve Albay-ed my love on you.
126. Are you from Samar? Because you complete me.
127. You’re Mindoro-ble.
128. Marikina-n you fix my broken heart?
129. Valenzuela-come to my heart.
130. Don’t Pasay goodbye.
131. Love like San Juan—eternal summer.
132. Malabon-t na lang, I’ll confess.
133. You’re my Cavite-t crush.
134. Makati-ng my feelings for you.
135. Navotas-ing to lose.

😎 5. Taglish & Random Puns

136. Are you OK-ra? You look sad.
137. That joke was corny-copia.
138. Kalma lang, my feelings are real.
139. You liempo-ed me hanging.
140. Mema lang, but I miss you.
141. You’re my OOTD—One Of The Dreams.
142. I’m tambay-ing around your heart.
143. Let’s chika-bout forever.
144. Don’t be sawi-saged.
145. I’m jeprox-imately in love.
146. Let’s make lambing-gala.
147. You char-med me!
148. That’s so petmalu!
149. Don’t hanash, I’m here.
150. Tara-gis! You’re so fine.
151. That’s astig-matism—I can’t see life without you.
152. Are you jejemon? Because I can’t decode your love.
153. You’re laglagan-darn cute.
154. I’m kilig-gantic over you.
155. Don’t paasa-me anymore.
156. You tampo-red with my heart.
157. My love for you is jowa-stounding.
158. You’re my favorite ka-barangay.
159. Taralets fall in love.
160. I’m bored-longing for you.
161. You budol-ed me into love.
162. Are you a plangana? ‘Cause you carry my emotions.
163. You tsismis-sed the point.
164. You’re so kaladkarin, but I love that.
165. Wagas-talagang feelings ko.
166. You make me pikit-pikit in kilig.
167. This love is panis—expired!
168. You’re my kanto-ver.
169. Let’s sugod-to forever.
170. You’re sakto my type.
171. Our love is sari-sari—a bit of everything.
172. You’re the kulit to my corny.
173. Don’t kunsumi-me, love me.
174. Walang ganyanan, masakit!
175. You’re my pak ganern partner.
176. Let’s walwal our way into each other’s hearts.
177. Your smile is banat-tastic.
178. I’m lagot-tally into you.
179. Juskoday! You’re cute.
180. You’re sabaw-ng kilig.
181. I text-pected this love.
182. Don’t be so arte, love ko ‘to!
183. You’re tigas-ting my patience—in a cute way.
184. I’m bihira-ly this in love.
185. You paandar-ed into my heart.
186. Ano beh, I love you.
187. Hala siya!, I caught feelings.
188. You’re so pa-cute, it’s criminal.
189. I’m kalurks over you.
190. Love ko ‘to, like McDo!
191. Don’t sawsaw in others—just in me.
192. You’re my biglang liko.
193. Let’s laro-ve each other forever.
194. OA na ako sa love.
195. You taray-ly stole my heart.
196. Beh, you complete me.
197. My heart goes boom panes!
198. You’re my pasabog of joy.
199. I’m gulay-ver in love.
200. Let’s make sabaw-lous memories.
201. That love is lutang—not grounded.
202. Ikaw na, wala nang iba!

🎉 Conclusion

We hope you had a great time reading these 201+ Filipino puns! Whether you’re looking for a witty comeback, a funny hugot, or just something to make your crush smile, puns are a fun way to connect. Share these with your friends, post them on social media, and spread the Pinoy humor everywhere!