175+ Funny Police Puns To Arrest Your Boredom

Ready to laugh until the sirens stop? These police puns are so good, they’re criminal! Whether you’re writing a cop-themed joke book, celebrating Police Week, or just need a laugh, this list of 175+ police puns is your best backup. We’ve organized them into fun categories, so you’re sure to find the pun that fits your scene. Let’s roll out!

175+ Funny Police Puns To Arrest Your Boredom

👮‍♂️ Section 1: General Police Puns

1. I tried to make a pun about police, but it got arrested for being too corny.
2. The police station has the best donuts in town—it’s a well-known cop-secret.
3. I told a cop joke. It got booked!
4. That officer really cuffed my attention.
5. Stop! You’re under a-rest… for bad puns.
6. I called the police about missing cookies—they said it was a crummy case.
7. Cops don’t like traffic jokes—they always blow a siren about it.
8. Why did the tomato call 911? Because it got sauced!
9. That detective always keeps things under wraps—he’s a real case closer.
10. This pun is so bad, it should be on the most wanted list.
11. The cop didn’t like my jokes, so he issued a pun-ishment.
12. I got caught stealing a calendar—now I’m doing time.
13. The police officer couldn’t make it—he was booked.
14. I got pulled over for my jokes—they were dangerously funny.
15. I made a police joke, and now it’s under investigation.
16. When cops play poker, they always keep an ace under arrest.
17. The policeman said I had the right to remain punny.
18. That officer is arresting hearts everywhere.
19. Why do cops love fish? Because they’re always on the hook!
20. I gave my dog a police badge—now he’s a Paw-lice officer.
21. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta patrol it.
22. Don’t lie to the police—they can smell a line-up.
23. That police sketch was so bad, it should be outlawed.
24. Cops make great musicians—they always know the beat.
25. A police officer’s favorite movie? The Fast and the Curious.
26. Arresting puns is my duty.
27. I asked the officer if I could go—he said, “You’re free to pun.”
28. That was a bold statement—you’re going to court for it.
29. Be polite to cops—they can write ticketing puns too!
30. The police made a pun—they’re now on pun-trol duty.

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🚨 Section 2: Detective & Investigation Puns

31. That detective was so smart, even Google asked him questions.
32. It’s a closed case—sealed tighter than a jar of peanut butter.
33. The detective’s favorite dessert? Clue-clairs.
34. I hired a detective who always follows his gut—he’s a real intuition-ist.
35. The thief left no crumbs—guess he cleaned up his act.
36. This mystery is toast—it’s been cracked!
37. She’s a real Sherlock Homie.
38. What do detectives do in their spare time? Solve Rubik’s clues.
39. I started a detective agency called “You’ve Been Served.”
40. Detectives hate stairs—they always lead to another level.
41. The best detectives never skip a beat—or a snack.
42. I tried to be a detective, but I kept losing the plot.
43. Why did the gumshoe quit? He couldn’t stick to the job.
44. That detective’s sense of humor is a real clue-breaker.
45. Some cases are hard… but I donut care.
46. The detective wore a cape—he was a clue-perhero.
47. I tried hiding the evidence, but the dog sniffed it out—he was paws-itively brilliant!
48. Detective by day, dad joke king by night.
49. He saw through the lie—he had x-ray hunches.
50. When in doubt, look for clues… or coffee.
51. That clue was so obvious—it practically shouted!
52. Clue me in—what’s the case of the giggles?
53. That investigator is a real Sherlock pun-lover.
54. Solving crimes and making rhymes.
55. The case got cold… so we gave it a jacket.
56. My detective friend broke up with me—she said I wasn’t a good suspect.
57. If puns were evidence, I’d be in pun-itentiary.
58. I went from crime scene to meme scene.
59. Case closed. Joke opened.
60. This pun might be suspicious, but it has an alibi.

🍩 Section 3: Food & Donut Police Puns

61. That donut was so good, even the police took a bite out of crime.
62. Officer, I donut know what happened.
63. That cop was glazed and confused.
64. I asked for backup and got a box of donuts.
65. Donut mess with the law!
66. Powered by coffee, fueled by justice.
67. Sprinkle some justice on that case.
68. The chief said: “Time to roll out”—with jelly donuts!
69. Cops love their job because it’s sugar-coated.
70. I tried to bribe the officer—with sprinkles.
71. That donut thief is now in a jam.
72. Crime-fighting runs on caffeine and glaze.
73. Jelly-filled justice is the best kind.
74. Arrest me—I ate the evidence!
75. A balanced diet is a donut in each hand.
76. This crime is half-baked.
77. You’re the apple fritter of my eye, officer.
78. That donut hole was a real crime scene.
79. The chief always says: “Make dough, not war.”
80. Life is sweet when you’re on the force.
81. Donuts: the real handcuff of friendship.
82. He’s got a license to glaze.
83. I tried baking justice—it crumbled.
84. My diet plan? Donut patrol.
85. That joke is jelly illegal.
86. If you sprinkle while you tinkle, you’re under arrest.
87. The glaze of justice is strong with this one.
88. Donut forget who’s in charge here.
89. Cops love carbs—and catching criminals.
90. Suspect caught. Coffee brewed. Donuts devoured.

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🕶️ Section 4: Cool Cop & Squad Goals Puns

91. Squad goals: solving crimes, eating donuts, looking cool.
92. That officer is cooler than a polar bear in Ray-Bans.
93. Freeze! You’re too stylish to run.
94. When the cop squad walks in slow motion—you know it’s business time.
95. That patrol unit is straight outta chill town.
96. No cap, this cop has all the caps.
97. They arrested me for being too fabulous.
98. The squad’s motto? Chill, then thrill.
99. Justice never looked so fresh.
100. That cop’s sunglasses are brighter than my future.
101. The crime rate went down after the squad dropped their mixtape.
102. Cool cops don’t chase—they vibe.
103. Flashing lights, no stress.
104. We’re not just officers—we’re peace stylists.
105. Cuffing crime with class.
106. That cop squad is smoother than fresh pavement.
107. Drip so legal, it’s criminal.
108. Squad car? More like style-mobile.
109. Polished boots, polished puns.
110. No one out-chills the chief.
111. Always on beat, never off duty.
112. Cop swag = evidence of cool.
113. Freeze! Fashion police.
114. Arresting looks, literally.
115. The squad motto: Slay, then slay again.
116. Cops walk like every step’s a photoshoot.
117. We don’t write tickets—we write trends.
118. Crime never rests, and neither does our drip.
119. Wanted: for being too iconic.
120. On-duty or off, always on point.

🐶 Section 5: K-9 & Animal Cop Puns

121. That police dog deserves a round of a-paws.
122. Pawsitively the best on the force!
123. Who let the dogs out? Oh, it was the K-9 unit.
124. That German Shepherd is barking up the right criminal.
125. A pup on patrol is worth two in the pound.
126. Canine sense is sharper than a human’s.
127. Fur-real, these dogs solve crimes.
128. Claw enforcement at its finest.
129. This tail has a twist—it ends in justice!
130. They’re paw-some protectors.
131. That dog is on the scent of justice.
132. He sniffed out the case in no time—paws down!
133. Dog-tective at your service.
134. He’s got a badge and a bark.
135. Woof you don’t comply, you’re going to jail.
136. Bark first, ask questions later.
137. No bones about it—this dog is a hero.
138. It’s a ruff job, but someone’s gotta do it.
139. K-9: keeping it furry and fair.
140. Justice has four legs and a wet nose.
141. That pup just sniffed out my lunch AND a suspect.
142. The suspect fled. The dog said, “Not on my leash!”
143. Bad guys beware—the pup is here.
144. This dog doesn’t fetch—he arrests.
145. Fur the love of law.
146. A bite of justice, served cold.
147. That tail is wagging… must’ve caught a criminal!
148. You have the right to remain barked at.
149. Bark-nado of justice!
150. Paws for justice!

⚖️ Section 6: Bonus Pun Patrol

151. Crime is illegal—but so are these puns.
152. Wanted: punny content!
153. You’re under a-rested development.
154. I got caught in a sting… operation of jokes.
155. They’re watching you—like undercover comedians.
156. Caught red-handed… with a crayon.
157. Police puns: keeping the peace with laughter.
158. Puns so good, they should be cited.
159. Don’t resist—these jokes are arresting.
160. Serving justice… and sass.
161. Report all bad puns to pun enforcement.
162. That siren’s not for danger—it’s a laugh alert.
163. Suspect: you, for smiling too much.
164. The case of the giggling detective.
165. No warrant needed for these puns.
166. Cop a laugh—no ticket required.
167. You have the right to remain hilarious.
168. These puns are on patrol 24/7.
169. It’s a law-nch break—have a pun.
170. Joking is legal when you’re this funny.
171. Cuffed by laughter.
172. The real law? Always pun responsibly.
173. That joke needs backup—it’s too funny.
174. Don’t cross the line… unless it’s a punchline.
175. Police jokes: guaranteed to crack the case—and a smile.
176. These puns are undercover—until now.
177. I swear, officer, it was a setup… for a pun.
178. Suspect detained for excessive wordplay.
179. The humor is armed—and extremely punny.
180. You’re free to go—with a laugh.

🔚 Conclusion

Police puns are a great way to lighten up any situation, from classroom activities to party jokes or Instagram captions. Whether you’re saluting a cop or just cracking up your friends, these 175+ puns will surely arrest attention and bring smiles. Share them, print them, or keep them in your pun-locker for later!