151 Hilarious Tooth Puns to Make You Smile

Teeth aren’t just for chewing—they’re also great for cracking jokes! Whether you’re a dentist, a dental student, or just love puns, this list of 151 tooth puns will keep you grinning all day.

From sweet tooth puns to dentist humor, we’ve got them all. Brace yourself—this is going to be hilarious! 😂

151 Hilarious Tooth Puns to Make You Smile

😆 Classic Tooth Puns

1. Brace yourself—these puns are hilarious!
2. I told my tooth a joke… now it’s cracking up!
3. My dentist’s advice? “Don’t be a plaque-tivist!”
4. My wisdom teeth left… they said they needed space!
5. My molars have a great bite, but my jokes? Tooth-less!
6. My dentist always tells me to “chew wisely!”
7. My front teeth love attention—they’re always in the spotlight!
8. I bit into an apple… and it was a jaw-dropping moment!
9. My teeth love social media—they’re always trending!
10. I floss daily—it’s a plaque-tical habit!

🦷 Dentist & Dental Puns

11. My dentist’s favorite sport? Plaque and field!
12. A good dentist never skips the drill!
13. My dentist’s advice? “Tooth be told, brushing is key!”
14. The best dentists fill your heart… and your cavities!
15. My dental check-up? A filling experience!
16. My dentist is a real comedian—he leaves me in stitches!
17. Root canals aren’t fun, but my dentist makes them nerve-ous-ly bearable!
18. A dentist’s favorite song? “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth!”
19. I went to the dentist, and now I feel down in the mouth!
20. My dentist’s advice on cavities? “Don’t let them take root!”

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🍭 Sweet Tooth Puns

21. I love candy, but my dentist says it’s a sugar-coated problem!
22. My sweet tooth is so big, it needs its own dentist!
23. Chocolate is my weakness—it’s a tooth or dare situation!
24. Ice cream and my teeth? A frosty relationship!
25. Cupcakes are my love language—I “chews” them every time!
26. A candy bar broke my tooth… talk about a crunch-time decision!
27. My dentist calls me a cavity magnet!
28. Eating sweets is fun until you get a reality bite!
29. I love cookies, but my teeth say, “Can we not?”
30. My candy addiction is a filling I can’t shake!

🎉 Party & Celebration Tooth Puns

31. My teeth love birthdays—they always get presents (fillings)!
32. My wisdom teeth threw a graduation party… then got removed!
33. My dentist threw a party… it was a filling celebration!
34. Let’s toast to good oral health—with fluoride-free champagne!
35. My teeth threw a party… but the plaque crashed it!
36. Celebrate good times—floss and all!
37. Braces at a party? They always bring the metal to the music!
38. My teeth know how to party—they’re always crowning around!
39. My dentist loves birthdays… because there’s always cake!
40. My molars had a blast at the party—they really chewed the scenery!

🎬 Movie & Pop Culture Tooth Puns

41. “Tooth Story”—a Pixar film about my braces!
42. “Finding Molar”—a deep-sea adventure!
43. “Plaque Panther”—my dentist’s favorite movie!
44. “The Fast and the Floss-rious!”
45. “Game of Teeth”—Winter is brushing!
46. “The Lord of the Teeth: The Return of the Plaque!”
47. “Molar Kombat”—a dentist’s action movie!
48. “Star Wars: The Last Plaque Fighter!”
49. My dentist’s favorite villain? Plaque Widow!
50. “Jaws” is scary, but cavities are scarier!

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🏋️ Fitness & Sports Tooth Puns

51. My teeth are in training—they’re working on their bite strength!
52. A healthy smile is a real workout win!
53. Flossing is my cardio—it’s great for my gums!
54. My teeth do crunches—every time I eat chips!
55. Braces and sports? They always stick together!
56. My molars are lifting weights—they chew through anything!
57. Soccer players and teeth? They both love goals!
58. A tooth’s least favorite sport? Boxing!
59. Biting into an apple is a real jaw workout!
60. “Floss-fit” is my new workout routine!

📚 School & Study Tooth Puns

61. I got a job at the toothpaste factory—it’s a “brushing” success!
62. Studying for dental school? You’ll need a wisdom tooth!
63. A dentist’s favorite subject? Floss-ophy!
64. My report card had straight A’s… like my teeth!
65. My favorite school period? Lunch—time to chew!
66. My molars are the class clowns—they love to crack jokes!
67. School can be tough, but my teeth chew through the stress!
68. I told my teacher a tooth joke—she gave me extra “credit”!
69. Teeth love history class… so many root causes!
70. I love math, but calculus is a real pain in the molar!

Food & Eating Tooth Puns

71. My teeth and I love pizza—we always take a bite out of life!
72. I got a cavity eating ice cream…talk about a cold betrayal!
73. My dentist says to eat slowly, but my teeth love fast food!
74. I told my dentist I love steaks… he said, “Well-done teeth!”
75. My teeth and I love popcorn—until one kernel gets stuck!
76. I asked my teeth what they want for dinner—they said “chews wisely!”
77. My sweet tooth’s favorite song? “Sugar, Sugar” by The Archies!
78. I tried a vegan diet, but my teeth missed chew-sing meat!
79. My molars are food critics—they always have a biting opinion!
80. My dentist told me to cut back on sweets… but I’m rooting for dessert!
81. A gum’s least favorite food? Jawbreakers!
82. My dentist loves bread… because it’s always getting toasted!
83. I eat my vegetables, but my teeth prefer corn on the cob!
84. My teeth are great at taste tests… they always sink right in!
85. Why do teeth love snacks? Because they’re always crunching numbers!
86. I made a tooth-shaped cake… but it was too filling!
87. My wisdom teeth told me to eat ice cream… I trust their advice!
88. A tooth’s favorite dessert? Mousse—because it’s so smooth!
89. The secret to a good meal? A well-seasoned bite!
90. A tooth’s least favorite food? Sticky taffy!

Love & Relationship Tooth Puns

91. I fell in love at the dentist’s office… it was love at first bite!
92. My teeth and I are in a long-term relationship… we’re bonded for life!
93. I complimented my dentist—she said, “That’s so sweet… but don’t get cavities!”
94. My molars are loyal—they never leave my side!
95. I told my crush a tooth joke—it left them speechless!
96. A dentist’s love letter? “You make my heart (and teeth) shine!”
97. My teeth are romantic—they love candlelit dinners!
98. A relationship without trust? Like a mouth without teeth—falling apart!
99. My teeth are like my soulmate—always there for me!
100. I met my dream dentist… now I have fillings for them!
101. My dentist asked why I was nervous—I said, “Because you took my breath away!”
102. A tooth’s idea of a perfect date? Dinner and a floss!
103. My teeth believe in love… because they’re always paired up!
104. I fell for my dentist—talk about an electric (toothbrush) connection!
105. My molars have great chemistry… they always spark a reaction!
106. My dentist and I broke up… we just weren’t a good fit!
107. I gave my toothbrush a love letter—it was plaque-tastic!
108. A dentist’s favorite romantic movie? “50 First Bites!”
109. My teeth are in a committed relationship—no cheating with sweets!
110. I told my dentist I loved them… they said, “You’re just saying that under anesthesia!”

Jobs & Career Tooth Puns

111. My dentist is so good—they really drill in the knowledge!
112. A dentist’s favorite job? Plaque inspector!
113. I got a job at the dental office… I’m filling in!
114. My dentist is great at her job—she’s truly a crown jewel!
115. A tooth’s dream job? Bite-sized marketing!
116. Dentists love music… they always brush up on their skills!
117. I started a new job at the toothpaste factory… it’s a real grind!
118. My dentist runs a tight ship—no plaque, no slack!
119. A dentist’s least favorite career? A candy shop owner!
120. My teeth started a business—they specialize in bite-sized deals!
121. My dentist opened a restaurant… he serves nothing but fillings!
122. My tooth applied for a job… but it got rejected for being too sensitive!
123. I became a dentist because I love filling people’s days with smiles!
124. A tooth’s least favorite job? Biting more than it can chew!
125. My teeth are always working overtime… chewing through deadlines!
126. My dentist moonlights as a magician… he makes plaque disappear!
127. A dentist’s favorite investment? Wisdom teeth stocks!
128. My molars just got promoted… they’re taking a bigger bite out of life!
129. My dentist is a poet—he always has deep “root”ed thoughts!
130. The best career advice? “Floss your way to the top!”

Random & Fun Tooth Puns

131. My teeth love adventure—they’re always on the grind!
132. I opened a tooth museum—it’s a real jaw-dropper!
133. My dentist’s favorite animal? A molar bear!
134. Teeth love concerts… because they’re always jamming!
135. A tooth’s least favorite vacation spot? The Root Canal!
136. A dentist’s favorite dance move? The floss!
137. My teeth and I love music—especially rock and molar!
138. My teeth are crown jewels of my smile!
139. Teeth love road trips… but hate speed bumps!
140. My dentist always has a drill-sergeant attitude!
141. Teeth and snowflakes are alike—each one is unique!
142. My dentist’s favorite game? Tooth or Dare!
143. My front tooth always takes charge… it’s a natural leader!
144. A toothbrush and toothpaste fell in love—they were “mint” to be!
145. My wisdom teeth are gone… but their memory is still sharp!
146. My dentist loves racing—he’s always in the fast plaque!
147. My teeth threw a party… but it was a little “cheesy!”
148. I told my teeth to behave—they just gnawed at me!
149. A tooth’s favorite game? Bite & Seek!
150. My dentist said I have great teeth—I told him, “Thanks, I “chews” them wisely!”
151. My teeth’s favorite bedtime story? “The Tooth Fairy Chronicles!”

Conclusion

We hope these 151 tooth puns made you laugh out loud! From dentist humor to sweet tooth jokes, there’s something for everyone.

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