127 Witch Puns to Make Your Halloween Magical

If you’re looking to sprinkle some magic, laughter, and pun-derful vibes this Halloween, you’re in for a treat (no tricks here!). Whether you’re posting on Instagram, writing a card, or casting a spell of humor on your friends, these witch puns are brewed to perfection. 🧹✨

We’ve organized them into fun categories—because even witches need a little order in their spellbooks!

127 Witch Puns to Make Your Halloween Magical

🪄 Classic Witch Puns That Never Get Old

These witch puns are timeless, just like your favorite spooky story.

1. Witch way to the fun?
2. You’ve got me spellbound!
3. Having a brew-tiful day!
4. Stop witchin’ and start pitchin’.
5. That’s witch-ful thinking!
6. I’m 100% that witch.
7. Witch, please!
8. Keep calm and carry a wand.
9. Hex yeah!
10. Resting witch face.

🧹 Broomstick Puns That Sweep You Away

These puns are flying high and riding straight into your heart.

11. My broom runs on coffee.
12. Zooming on my broom!
13. Swept off my feet—literally!
14. Broom service, please!
15. Broommates forever.
16. This is how I roll—on a broom.
17. I brake for broom traffic.
18. My other ride is a broomstick.
19. Keep your broom in your lane!
20. Taking my broom for a joyride!

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🧪 Spell & Potion Puns with a Magical Touch

Ready to stir the cauldron of laughter?

21. Spell it like it is.
22. Brewing up some magic.
23. Don’t hex my vibe!
24. Wands up, worries down.
25. Put a spell on you—and coffee!
26. Just a little hocus pocus.
27. Potions and emotions.
28. Cauldron calling—gotta go!
29. Magic in progress—do not disturb!
30. Sippin’ on some sparkle!

🎃 Halloween Witch Puns for a Wicked Good Time

Perfect for your costume party or spooky IG post.

31. Witching you a spooky Halloween!
32. Halloween is a brew-tiful thing.
33. Ghouls just wanna have fun!
34. Witched it were Halloween every day.
35. Have a fang-tastic night, witches!
36. Creep it real!
37. All tricks, no treats.
38. Hat’s off to Halloween!
39. I’m just here for the boos.
40. Too ghoul for school!

👶 Cute Witch Puns for Kids

No spooky frights—just giggles and smiles!

41. You’re my favorite little spell.
42. Let’s brew up some fun!
43. Trick or treat, smell my broom!
44. My wand says you’re awesome!
45. Broom buddies forever.
46. You’re broom-tastic!
47. Have a bewitching day!
48. Just a tiny witch-in-training.
49. Spell-cial little one!
50. Too cute to spook!

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❤️ Witch Puns for Lovers of Love (and Magic)

These puns are romantic with a little sprinkle of sorcery.

51. You cast a spell on my heart.
52. You’re wickedly cute!
53. Love you to the broom and back!
54. Cursed with love for you!
55. Our love is spell-tacular.
56. You’re my potion of happiness.
57. We’re a wicked good match.
58. Can’t hex-plain my love for you.
59. My heart goes abracadabra!
60. Caught in your love web!

🤳 Instagram-Worthy Witch Puns (Hashtag Ready!)

These captions are brew-tiful for selfies and squad shots.

61. Just witchin’ out here.
62. Broom squad in action.
63. Bewitchin’ vibes only.
64. Slayin’ spells and selfies.
65. Bad witch energy.
66. Wingardium levio-slay!
67. Wicked looks, witchier heart.
68. Spellbound and stylish.
69. #SquadGhouls unite!
70. Boots, brooms, and bling!

👯‍♀️ Friendship Witch Puns for Your Spell Sisters

Celebrate your ride-or-die witches with these magical lines.

71. You’re my ride or witch.
72. Brew crew forever!
73. Coven girls do it better.
74. Squad ghouls are the best ghouls.
75. You’re broom-believable!
76. Witches stick together.
77. Witches before glitches.
78. Ghouls support ghouls.
79. Broomies for life.
80. Friends who slay spells together, stay together.

☠️ Spooky Witch Puns with a Dark Twist

Just the right amount of sass and scare.

81. Dead serious about spells.
82. Bat to the bone!
83. Haunted and fabulous.
84. Spellin’ like a villain.
85. Born to ride the night.
86. Magic so strong, it’s scary.
87. Grave-ly magical!
88. Life’s a witch, and then you fly!
89. Cast now, creep later.
90. Vamp it up, witches!

📚 Bookish Witch Puns for Magical Minds

For all the witches who love their spellbooks and stories.

91. My favorite genre? Witch-lit!
92. Spells and stories go hand in hand.
93. Page-turner of potions.
94. Reading between the hexes.
95. Bibliophile with a broom.
96. Hogwarts is my happy place.
97. Magic happens when I read.
98. Knowledge is spell power!
99. My TBR is a spell scroll.
100. Bookmarked by the moon!

🧥 Witch Costume Puns for Dressed-Up Divas

If your outfit is witch-perfect, these puns are your cape’s best friend.

101. Dressed to spell.
102. Witch vibes, don’t lie.
103. This hat’s got sass!
104. Witch couture, darling.
105. Hat hair, don’t care.
106. Capes, hats, and wicked sass.
107. Black is the new spooky.
108. Glamour and gloom.
109. Spell-chic and slayin’!
110. Casting spells in heels.

🎭 Cauldron & Potion Puns That Bubble with Fun

Bubbling up some serious witchiness!

111. Bubble, bubble, sass and trouble.
112. Cauldron goals: full and fabulous.
113. Stirring up trouble since forever.
114. Potion in motion!
115. Brewing brilliance.
116. Sass in a glass (of potion).
117. Just add glitter to the brew!
118. This potion is top-secret.
119. Eye of newt, but make it fashion.
120. Magic smells like pumpkin spice.

🧙‍♀️ Final 7 Bonus Witch Puns to Close the Spellbook

Still need a few more? We’ve got you covered, witches!

121. I witch you’d text back.
122. Got 99 problems but a witch ain’t one!
123. Full moon, full sass.
124. Sassy and spellbound.
125. Just wingin’ it—on my broom.
126. Glinda’s got nothing on me!
127. Witch-ever way the wind blows.

🎉 Conclusion: Stay Spellbound!

There you have it—127 witch puns perfect for Halloween, captions, greeting cards, and more. Whether you’re casting a spell or casting a post on social media, these lines will leave your audience cackling with joy.

So go ahead, copy your faves, post with flair, and let your inner witch shine this season. And remember—life’s too short to be boring when you can be bewitching!