150 Short Hilarious Jokes for Adults Clean

Who says clean jokes can’t be laugh-out-loud funny? Whether you’re trying to break the ice at a meeting, make your friends laugh, or just need a mood boost—these short hilarious jokes for adults clean will do the trick. Best of all, they’re squeaky clean and suitable for sharing with coworkers, family, or even your grandma!

Let’s jump into 150 fresh and clean jokes, organized into fun categories for easy browsing.

150 Short Hilarious Jokes For Adults Clean

🧑‍💼 Workplace Jokes

1. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
2. My office chair and I have a special bond. It always supports me.
3. Why was the stapler so calm? It always kept it together.
4. I tried to organize a meeting about procrastination. No one showed up.
5. Why don’t computers take breaks? They don’t want to lose their memory.
6. I told my boss three jokes. Now I’m in HR.
7. What’s an office’s favorite type of music? Paper jams.
8. Why did the intern bring a ladder? To climb the corporate ladder!
9. I work in a mirror factory. I can really see myself there.
10. Why don’t coworkers gossip in the breakroom? The coffee machine always spills the beans.
11. My job at the calendar factory ended. I took a day off.
12. Why did the manager carry a ruler? To measure success.
13. I named my Wi-Fi “Office Network.” Now my neighbors are afraid to connect.
14. Why did the employee bring an umbrella? In case of brainstorms!
15. My desk and I are inseparable. Literally, there’s glue.
16. Why do bosses love sticky notes? Because they’re attached to their ideas.
17. Why was the office clock stressed? It felt like it was always being watched.
18. I asked for a raise. My boss raised his eyebrows.
19. Why did the project manager get locked out? Too many open tasks!
20. What’s a laptop’s favorite dance move? The screen saver shuffle.
21. I accidentally sent a joke in an email… now it’s company policy.
22. Why did the whiteboard get promoted? It always had clear ideas.
23. I told my boss I’d multitask. I blinked and yawned at the same time.
24. How do you motivate an office? Promise donuts.
25. My office plant knows all my secrets—it’s my only “leaf” confidante.
26. What’s a meeting without coffee? Just a nap with a speaker.
27. Why did the boss buy new chairs? He wanted more support.
28. My inbox is like a black hole. Everything disappears.
29. Why did the keyboard get a break? It was too keyed up.
30. The coffee machine is the real boss here.

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❤️ Relationship Jokes

31. I told my partner I’d change. So I switched socks.
32. We were made for each other—like Wi-Fi and buffering.
33. Why did the couple go to therapy? To debug their relationship.
34. My husband said I never listen. At least, I think that’s what he said.
35. My wife asked me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
36. He said I’m clingy. I said, “Don’t goooo!”
37. I wrote her a poem. She asked if ChatGPT wrote it.
38. Why do couples share a laptop? For better connection.
39. Love is blind—but marriage is an eye-opener.
40. My girlfriend and I are like a web page—still loading.
41. Why do couples eat together? For dinner-net connection.
42. I asked my wife to lower her expectations. She married me.
43. My partner said I’m dramatic. Gasps loudly.
44. I fell for her like a poorly placed rug.
45. I said I needed space—she bought me a telescope.
46. We argue about directions—mostly emotionally.
47. She’s my better half. I’m the unpaid intern.
48. I told him I love surprises. He forgot my birthday.
49. Why do married couples live longer? Because they can’t argue after bedtime.
50. Love at first sight. Wi-Fi at second glance.
51. My boyfriend asked what I want in a man. I said “charging cables.”
52. We connect on every level… except emotionally.
53. Her love language is pizza.
54. I tried a dating app. It matched me with solitude.
55. He said I snore. I say he dreams loudly.
56. My wife speaks sarcasm fluently. I speak confusion.
57. Why did the couple break up? Bad bandwidth.
58. I fell in love during buffering.
59. Love is all about compromise. I compromise, she decides.
60. She’s the peanut butter to my jelly—sticky but sweet.

🍕 Food & Drink Jokes (Clean Jokes to Snack On)

61. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
62. What’s a coffee’s favorite game? MUGnopoly.
63. Why did the lettuce blush? It saw the salad dressing.
64. The egg refused to tell a joke—it might crack up.
65. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
66. What’s a potato’s favorite horror movie? The MASH-ing.
67. I asked the waiter if the burger would be long. He said, “About 6 inches.”
68. I told the pizza a joke. It didn’t laugh—it was too crusty.
69. Why don’t oranges argue? They concentrate.
70. My cake fell in love. Now it’s in tiers.
71. Why don’t grapes complain? They just wine.
72. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
73. I can’t trust tacos. They always spill the beans.
74. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite food? Spare ribs.
75. Why did the coffee quit its job? It was grounded.
76. Avocados are smooth talkers.
77. Why don’t chefs use calendars? They don’t want to miss a date.
78. What’s a corn’s favorite movie? Kernel of Truth.
79. Bread jokes are the best—kneaded, not wanted.
80. What did one slice say to another? “You make life butter.”
81. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
82. Why was the mushroom invited to every party? He’s a fungi.
83. What’s nacho cheese’s favorite song? “It’s Not Yours.”
84. My toast joined a band—it’s on a roll.
85. I spilled milk. It cried more than me.
86. What’s a peanut’s favorite dance? The Nutcracker.
87. What did the banana say to the blender? “You spin me right round.”
88. Why don’t cupcakes play hide and seek? Too easy to spot.
89. Why did the chef get fired? He lost his thyme.
90. I like my humor like I like my soup—chowderful.

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🧠 Clever Puns & Wordplay

91. I wrote a book on reverse psychology. Don’t read it.
92. I used to be a baker. I couldn’t make enough dough.
93. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
94. I told a chemistry joke. Got no reaction.
95. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
96. Why do pencils make terrible stand-up comedians? Their jokes are sketchy.
97. I opened a bakery in space. The bread is out of this world.
98. I sold my vacuum. It was just collecting dust.
99. I’m terrified of elevators. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
100. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
101. I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what they’re laced with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
102. I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
103. I broke my finger last week. But on the other hand, I’m okay.
104. I’m friends with electricians. We have good current connections.
105. I’m trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.
106. I can’t believe I got fired from the orange juice factory. I just couldn’t concentrate.
107. I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
108. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
109. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
110. I got a job as a human cannonball. They told me it’s the end of the line.

🤪 Random & Silly Jokes (Wildcards)

111. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
112. Why can’t skeletons fight? No guts.
113. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
114. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
115. How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.
116. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
117. Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
118. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
119. I tried to catch fog. I mist.
120. What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look, I’m changing!”
121. Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
122. Why did the chicken join a band? It had drumsticks.
123. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
124. I bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door.
125. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when flying? They might quack up.
126. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
127. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
128. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.
129. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Then it would be a foot.
130. What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
131. Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So it wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.
132. I put my phone in airplane mode. Now it won’t stop flying.
133. What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.
134. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
135. My pillow and I are in a committed relationship.
136. Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
137. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants.
138. I was going to tell a time-travel joke… but you didn’t like it.
139. Why did the book join the gym? To get its spine in shape.
140. I named my phone Titanic. It’s always syncing.

🎉 Final Laughs (Last One-Liners)

141. I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
142. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
143. I have a clean conscience—I haven’t used it yet.
144. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
145. I used to think I was indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
146. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives questioned.
147. I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now it’s emotional baggage.
148. My plants are definitely trying to kill me. They’re plotting.
149. Why don’t calendars ever panic? Their days are numbered.
150. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

✅ Conclusion

There you go—150 short hilarious jokes for adults clean enough to share with your boss, your kids, and even your neighbor’s parrot. Bookmark this page for a quick laugh when life feels a little too serious. Got a favorite? Share it in the comments below!